I have been trying to find the words to really describe the Lilly for Target experience, but every time I try to write about it I don't know what to say.

First off, I'd like to apologize for my post last week on how to be successful for the sale. I wrote the post from my position as a successful veteran Lilly Pulitzer After Party shopper. I had done some brief analytical research before writing that post, such as talking to a Target manager and looking at social media mentions. Plus, Lilly Pulitzer is a bit of an acquired taste; at the time of my research, Target's Jason Wu and Altuzarra collections had more buzz.

Would the collection sell out fast? That much I expected. I did not count on Target having horrible tech services. After the Missoni debacle back in 2011 and constant Black Fridays, one might imagine that their web servers might be able to handle large amounts of traffic. Apparently one might be wrong.

Through the mobile links that started leaking short around 12:30 AM, I was able to snag a pair of the gold espadrille wedges. Finally, the collection went live shortly after 2:30 AM. I started adding the shift dresses that I wanted to my cart. I'd try to check out and....nothing. What? I tried to bring up my cart on the mobile site and the app but still couldn't get through the checkout. My heart was beating itself out of my chest and I was sweating like I'd just run through a Florida swamp. I was finally able to check out on the mobile site, but out of the five dresses that had been in my cart, only three made it to my order. Crap! I started pulling up all the plus size shifts and there was only one left in my size. Threw it into my cart and checked out immediately.

Wait...where are my confirmation emails? It had taken my first email probably close to 15-20 minutes to get sent. I tried to get into my Target account to see if they were there, but of course that wasn't happening. The authorizations were showing up on my card, though, so I figured and prayed they went through.

Around 4:30 AM I went back to poke through the collection to see what was left. I found a pair of the espadrille flats and checked out quickly. At $24, they were a dollar short of the free shipping threshold so I added a $5 e-gift card (shipping was $4.99).

The number one thing I wanted to get from this collection were the shift dresses. I got those plus two pair of shoes I was planning on buying for summer anyways. I thought I would be elated maybe even dancing around once my orders went through. I wasn't. I was shaky, sweaty, and my blood pressure was up a good ten points. I was a hot mess. I didn't even know which dresses I had managed to buy. I just knew they were in my size.

I had planned to hit my local Target store--which is an hour away--to see what was left of the home goods. I wasn't too disappointed, I was able to snatch the bottle opener and flask I wanted. I also had picked up a towel for some reason, I don't know why because I was trying to stick to my list to stay under budget. I was chatting with some women at the Lilly display in the store about our similar online shopping experiences mere hours beforehand when a woman cam sprinting up with her cart. She took her arm and started sweeping the merchandise from the display straight into her cart, much like you might your hand to sweep some crumbs off the kitchen counter. I reached out and snatched up the lone wine stopper set. I knew the woman was pissed at me so I turned and walked away.

The woman later passed me in front of the Lilly makeup display. "Bitch!" she hissed as she grabbed the remaining makeup bag.

I think my cashier was actually one of the manager, because he told me he had already received multiple calls about the wine stopper set.

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This whole Lilly for Target experience has been weird and dare I say, an absolute sh!tshow.

It ticks me off that a few people were buying large amounts of the the store's inventory to sell on Ebay. While Target did limit purchases online, they didn't in stores. Next time they do a designer collection like this, they may want to consider limits. But that begs the question, how much is too much? 

I also wonder how much inventory was actually ordered. According to one report I read, Target actually increased the amount of product for this collection as compared to past collection.

I sort of feel silly for participating in this mess. Yes, I'm loving my purchases so far and can't wait to get everything else in, but there's a part of me that's embarrassed at myself for getting so wrapped up.

I don't know how true it is, but I've been seeing reports that the plus size line sold out in under an hour. Hopefully designers will look at this as a sign that yes, plus size fashion is worth investing in. I've been watching some of the plus size shift prices on Ebay and someone actually paid $350 for a size 24 Girafeeey dress.

If you're wanting the nail polishes, don't worry--the colors are not exclusive. They're all from previous collections and you can find most of them at Ulta or online with little effort. The only thing that made those polishes "Lilly" is a little pink tag that you pull off. That's. It. The L'Oreal lip gloss is the same way, it's the same stuff already available with a clear palm print sticker on the lid.

I'm really sorry about this rambling. I feel like the past weekend was a dream. I've had so much to say about it but when I go to speak...I don' t know what to say.